BabyLoveRaiseYour deck reads like AI wrote it. Investors can tell.
The pass reads every slide the way a skeptical investor does and marks each line that sounds generated: where it is, which tell it is, how bad. The rewrite for each one comes with the paid pass.
sample · Vellum, fictional · the paid pass, shown in full
Opening the deck…
The pass hasn't reached this slide. It's on slide 1.
The tells it looks for
The shapes generated prose falls into. One page of a deck can carry a couple; a whole deck leaning on them is the tell an investor feels without naming.
- echo-pair-aphorismA mirrored couplet built to sound like wisdom.
- denial-litanyThree things it's not, before it says what it is.
- slogan-superlativeA superlative that rates itself instead of proving it.
- applause-lineA quotable zinger carrying nothing a reader can check.
- fragment-stackVerbless fragments stacked for weight.
- anaphora-runThree lines opening on the same word.
- two-ideas-one-slideTwo claims fighting for one glance.
- headline-is-a-labelA title that names the slide instead of making a point.
- third-item-swerveA list where the third item breaks the pattern the first two set.
Run it on your deck
No account. Your deck stays yours. You get a private link to the flags in a minute or two.
What the paid pass adds
The rewrite, written
For every flag, the fix in plain venture copy and the reasoning in a line.
Run it again
Thumb the flags that fit your voice; re-run until the deck reads like you wrote it.
The investor sniff test
Paste who you're pitching; get the top three questions they'll poke at, drawn from your own deck.
The fixer prompt
Export every edit as one prompt you paste into your own Claude to apply in place.